After spending 30 minutes trying to break into my own house someone finally let me in, and then I spent the next half hour stacking books and balancing on them to kill a spider on my ceiling. Goodnight all
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I have seen 5 separate posts on 3 separate websites about grilled cheese and now I am obliged to go make a grilled cheese sandwich
WE HAVE NO GRILLABLE CHEESE
I HAD THIS PROBLEM THIS MORNING. WE HAVE PERFECT BREAD BUT NO CHEESE
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day